I used to be pretty hip when it came to new technology - not so much any more. While I was a killer with a bag phone - remember those - cost a fortune and weighed about as much as a small child, but you could call from your car if you could get a signal, I'm now pretty much out of the technology loop now.
Texting? Can do it if the person sends me a text first so all I have to do is respond.
Tweeting? Can't even do a Wolf Whistle much less tweet.
4-Square? Oh that's not even relevant anymore? Sorry...
Facebook? I'm there, but sometimes press the wrong choice and "like" something I don't REALLY like and then the Facebook computer tells EVERYONE it thinks is like me ("Out of Touch" would be my Facebook computer category) that I "Like" that mistaken click. So if you ever get a Facebook post that I "Like" something, it's probably just an ad. And for my newly "friended" person in Peru - sorry I was just trying to log out. I'm sure you are really nice, but I'm not your friend and really can't - and won't - be able to comment on your life.